Well howdy y'all! How are you fine folks doing today? I hope you're doing alright, but I also hope you're in need of the sound of our sweet sweet voices raining down upon your ear holes. If not, well you probably shouldn't download, and I mean you can probably just stop reading right now if you'd like. But, since you've come so far, why stop now? Why not just take a chance on us and give us a listen?
 
Today we read "Bimbobook" By Velvet Rainne. It's pretty weird. We had a few questions on how this all worked, so I'll let you listen to us for those questions. Hopefully you find more answers than we did though. Also hey, if you are listening to this in the future (maybe like a couple days from now) go to bimbobook.com for all your sexy needs

Our guest today was:
 
Good Looks Bad Books is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!
Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi
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This is it you guys. This is our peak. We've reached the highest point that we could podcasting, might as well quit right here while we're ahead.
 
Why am I saying we need to quit? It's because today we interviewed the one, the only, Dr. Chuck Tingle! We took listener questions and asked them of Dr. Tingle, along with adding in some of our own questions. 
 
If you normally listen to podcasts at 1.5x or anything above 1x speed you may want to slow it down. Dr. Tingle has a particular cadence to his voice that is hard to get a grasp on. But it's well worth it, because his answers are truly genius, a work of art. 
 
Our guest today was:
Dr. Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle also find his works at http://www.chucktingle.com/
 
Good Looks Bad Books is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!
Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Here we are you guys! This is what you've been waiting for for a long long long time. The chance to give us all of your hard earned cash! Though, to be honest, Cody had some really strange ideas about what you should get in return. I think you should just listen to find out.
 
People featured in this episode:
Cody - @codedude3
Lorelai - @lothlorien_elf
Alex - @Happypuke
Matthew - @matthewmmorris
Logan - @Explogan42
 
Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!
Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com
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What's up my beautiful lords, ladies, and nobles? Are you ready for a deep dive into what can only be described as horrific sexyness? If you answer was no, why the hell would you even listen to this podcast? 
 
Today, we read "The Erotic Adventures of Paul Bunyan" by R.K. Galaga. Everyone worries about if bestiality will happen. We end up finding out what's really important in life, which is finding someone who will have as many orgies as you want, but also is not just a sex doll!
 
Cody reads "What You Really Want Pt 1" by Simon Short. Warning: this story contains non consentual parts.
 
If you want us to maybe read some more good stories like that Paul Bunyan one, give us 5 stars on iTunes. If you don't, give us 5 stars on iTunes. We'll do whichever you want!
 
Our guest today is:
Paul @CowboyCentaur who is definitely not the Paul featured in this story. No way, not whatsoever. 
 
Good Looks Bad Books is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
This episode was edited by the lovely Hiroshi Sutherland @MaybeHiroshi
Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!
Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi
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BoneUs Story

What is up you nerds and nerdettes? I know we're coming out a little late this week but maybe you could just give us a goddamn break? Huh, did you ever think about that? Maybe instead of continually asking me where the new episode is, you take the time to, I don't know, learn a new skill or something. Nah, I'm just giving y'all a hard time, no one hounded me over anything! Plus I feel a little bad because the ep is late because of me, aww. 
 
So let's get into this, we're doing a bonus ep because I hecked some stuff up. But it's great! What we decided to do, which is explained in the episode, is that everyone chose 5 things they'd like to see in their perfect bad romance novel. It could be anything from common tropes, to the undoing of these tropes, to wanting to incorporate some "... For Dummies" books. Then we went around, each taking a turn writing (well speaking) a paragraph of the story until we ran out of our 5 things to put into the story. It was a fun time!
 
If you liked this ep and would like to hear more, hit us up on iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review! 
 
Good Looks Bad Books is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
This episode was edited by the lovely Hiroshi Sutherland @MaybeHiroshi
Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!
Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Alright guys, what's up? Oh wait, I forgot you can't respond while I'm typing this. If you tell me what's up later, I probably won't understand why you even said something to me. Like why the hell do you think you have the right to talk to me at all? 
 
Anyway, this episode we talk about "Lesbian Invaders From Space" by Ella Ford. We also read through another of our entries that we couldn't get to at the live show "Turning Around" by Shawna Love 
 
Our Guest Today was:
Matthew M. Morris @matthewmmorris
 
Good Looks Bad Books is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
This episode was edited by the lovely Hiroshi Sutherland @MaybeHiroshi

Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!
Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
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Hi guys. I need to go to bed in about 20 minutes because I have school tomorrow, so lets hurry this up! I say that like you guys have any choice in how long this is or how long it will take me to write it out, or even like it will take you as long to read this as it takes me to type, or that by the time you end up reading this, I won't have already been in school. I don't know your life. Jeez stop asking me all these questions! Also I got a new keyboard and now it doesn't clickity clack as much when I type, which I enjoy immensely.
 
This week we delve into "Special Force Alpha Hard Military Bear Romance" by Zola Bird. It's a great look into how sexy bears really are. It's also not gay so that sucks, but whatever. Cody also reads a story we didn't get to on our live show titled "Our Anniversary" by Hiroshi Sutherland
 
Give us 5 stars on iTunes!
 
Our guest today was:
Matthew Morris @matthewmmorris
 
Good Looks Bad Books is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!
Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Can you believe that we recorded this before the live show? This comment will make sense once you get through to the end, trust me.
 
In this episode, Cody gets real drunk and throws stuff. Oh also we talk about books and stuff. First up is "Erotophobia" by O'Neil De Noux. Once we get tired of talking about that book, we move onto "Medieval Sex Menu" by  Burchard of Worms. 
 
Good Looks Bad Books is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!
Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi
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WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE SECOND ANAL GOLDEN LEMON BUBBLE BUTT COMPETITION 
 
We have many stories here today! I'm not going to write down all their names because I don't care! 
Ugh fine I will 
"The Assvendtures of Gwynn in Bumderland" by Logan Pawley @Explogan42
"Between the Buns" by Matthew M. Morris @matthewmmorris
"Taken by the Sun God Alternate Ending" by Stuart McKay @Steamwyck
"Cereal Affection" by Kym Stonick @kymcattys
"Gaydar and the Golden Horn" by Ivana Phuk
 
We also answer questions. Here's some by the audience in case you can't hear:
  1. First off gwynn you were going to tell me, what’s your dream girl?
  2. Why did you start this podcast, it’s not something you think about doing on a daily basis.
  3. Can I come back on, I want to redeem myself?
  4. What subjects have you not discussed on the show yet that you want to read about or discuss on the show sometime in the future?
  5. Have you guys read something and you’re like “this could be my kink?” like just discover something you’re totally cool with?
  6. Do you think there’s a way to insert smut into standard fiction that doesn’t pull the reader out of what they’re reading?
  7. Do you have any suggestions for fiction like that?
  8. What would your erotic pen names be?
  9. Why am I a foreigner with all these Americans on this podcast
  10. Do you guys want some popcorn?
  11. Oh I just wanted some popcorn
  12. You never had a semi?
  13. Cody, has anyone like seen a dick pic from you?

Good Looks Bad Books is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!
Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

 
 
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I painted my nails the other day. They're 3 different colors, green, pink, and orange, all of them like neon or whatever. I think I need to take it off before work tomorrow because that could contaminate the parts I make and we wouldn't want that. But I will be wearing gloves, so that's ok. Do you guys have any plans for July 4th? I know it's an American holiday so that's very USA-centric of me but fuck you, I was just making small talk. Jeez, I guess I'll stop being nice wow.
 
Today we discuss the short story "Teledildonics" by Mike Johnson. Fun fact, I looked up the name of this book because I wanted to make sure that everything was spelled right and um wow so ok teledildonics is a real thing? Wikipedia says "Teledildonics (also known as "cyberdildonics") is technology for remote sex (or, at least, remote mutual masturbation), where tactile sensations are communicated over a data link between the participants. The term can also refer to the integration of telepresence with sexual activity that these interfaces make possible — the term was coined in 1975 by Ted Nelson[1] in his book Computer Lib / Dream Machines." So yeah that's a thing. 
 
We also discuss a story in a book I have that's titled Sex and the story name is "Eyewitness Account of Sex With the Devil" which is pretty weird but yeah. 
 
If you like all of that, go give us some 5 star ratings and reviews! We had some this week and read them on air! Amazing, right?!
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3

Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com

We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter

Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi

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