While clicking through my tabs to make sure that I had the author's name for one of the stories we read this session spelled correctly, I accidently closed out of the tab for this upload. Wow. Good job me. I had a pretty good rant going on here too but it's down the drain now. You will never get to read it and boy howdy, it was a pretty good one if I do say so myself. Actually, I just lied, it was pretty boring and I'm somewhat glad it happened because now I have something to talk to you guys about. 
 
In this week's episode we discuss the story "The Space Milf" by Roxy Katt. We also get to hear about "The Tin Woodsman" by Colin Winnette. You nerds are used to me not really giving a great description of what we discussed by now right? Well that will be the case this time because who the fuck do you think I am? If you answered Gwynn you are correct. If you didn't, then I don't know what to tell you. Wait, no, I do, I AM GWYNN.
 
We are pleased to announce Kris from @GameablePodcast won our #KnightofSmut Challenge! 
 
We'd also like to announce the runner up Bailee @IronicAdventure who had a great haiku we all loved! Here it is, live and in the flesh:
Tissues fill the trash
the lotion is all gone
the cat judges me.
 
If you like haikus, maybe go rate us on iTunes!
 
The guest this week was::
Tom @brainztweet
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
 
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I know what you're thinking "Holy shit this is late why isn't Gwynn on her fucking game?". Well maybe you can just sit down and shut up for a second so I can explain. I'm not on my game. If you ask me irl what happened I'll say that I was waiting for us to decide the haiku winner but for real I finished editing and went to bed. On a similar note, audio quality is not the greatest. So listen.... at your own risk
 
This week we talk about "Erotic Superhero BDSM 1 Jock & 2 Cheerleaders" by Dick Free Man. There's no explaining this book so just have a good ole go at it.
 
We are pleased to announce Kris from @GameablePodcast won our #KnightofSmut Challenge! We will have him read his haiku on next week's show! 
 
We'd also like to announce the runner up Bailee @IronicAdventure who had a great haiku we all loved! Here it is, live and in the flesh:
Tissues fill the trash
the lotion is all gone
the cat judges me.
 
If you like haikus, maybe go rate us on iTunes!
 
The guest this week was::
Tom @brainztweet
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
 
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Guys I'm eating pizza right now. It's pretty good but you should know that i'm super trash because i'm dipping it in the garlic butter sauce and man while it tastes delicious i can feel my arteries clogging from here. So I should probably get this uploaded before I keel over and die. Wouldn't that be disappointing if I just died right now while the ep was super close to being uploaded. Fingers crossed that I don't choke!
 
If you're still reading this, today we ventured into some historical fiction of one of our most amazing presidents, Abraham Lincoln. This book is titled "Abraham Lincoln Fuck Lord of the Moon" by Catherine DeVore. That's a cool last name. It's like vore but with a "De" on it. Hmm I wonder how much she likes to get eaten. Also this week we have a very special Cody's Smut Corner where we hear the scientifically accurate tale of... well I wouldn't want to spoil it too much for you.
 
Once you've finished this ep, if you don't hate me for getting that shit stuck in your head, why don't you head on down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review. 
 
Be sure to enter our Calendar of Awesome by tweeting your best/worst dirty haiku at @glbbpodcast with the hashtag #KnightOfSmut
 
Our Guest today was:
Kieran @mrk_bennett find him on For Crits and Giggles @forcngpodcast and on Inks and Issues @inksandissues and doing other stuff with videos on @geeklyinc
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Today is a day. It's a day where you, the listener, get to hear this beautiful episode of Good Looks Bad Books. Well, that is assuming you go ahead and listen to this when you're reading this. I suppose you could be reading this and then go and listen to it like a week later. Or maybe you listen and then decide a few days later "Wow I'd like to read what Gwynn has to say here" and so you come crawling back to me to read what I have to say. Well, I don't have to take your pity read, I've got plenty of people reading this without you so go read something you like rather than something you feel obligated to read. Jerk.
 
In this week's episode we talk about a couple different stories. We first hear about "Atlas Boned" by Joe Wadlington. Next we get to listen to Lorelai tell us all about "The Problem of Leather" by Roxy Katt. I'm done giving you jerks a description of what we talk about, if you're only giving me a pity read you're gonna have to go listen for yourself. 
 
Be sure to enter our Calendar of Awesome by tweeting your best/worst dirty haiku at @glbbpodcast with the hashtag #KnightOfSmut
  
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
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I would once again like to say hello, and welcome back to Good Looks Bad Books. I'm your host, Gwynn, and with me today we have... well no one. I mean Meenah is here with me but like she's not helping whatsoever. 
 
In this week's episode we talk about "Stranded With the Cowboy" by Erin Walsh. We talk about so many things fuck it i'm not gonna list them all you can figure it out
 
Be sure to enter our Calendar of Awesome by tweeting your best/worst dirty haiku at @glbbpodcast with the hashtag #KnightOfSmut
  
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
 
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Did you know that you can make a delicious snack by cutting an avocado in half, putting some pico de gallo on it, and just shovelling it out with a spoon and into your face hole? Well, now you do! 
 
In this week's episode we talk about "Avocado: An Erotic Adventure Of Spirit And Sensuality" by Christine Leov Lealand. We discuss such matters as what the hell is a batch, what the hell is a pav, what part of Australia is New Zealand in, why would you serve tea in a marmite jar, and so much more.
 
If you are still listening after 35 eps and haven't given us a review, I am very disappointed in you. Get your butt down to iTunes and go give us 5 stars!
 
Be sure to enter our Calendar of Awesome by tweeting your best/worst dirty haiku at @glbbpodcast with the hashtag #KnightOfSmut
 
Our Guest today was:
Kieran @mrk_bennett find him on For Crits and Giggles @forcngpodcast and on Inks and Issues @inksandissues
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Hello and welcome back to our show. Thank you guys for loving us even when we are a show basically dedicated to ruining your childhood in any way possible. Luckily we don't do that this ep! Or do we??? You never know, I could be an unreliable narrator. Why would you even listen to me, I'm just someone who types up some shit and hopes that it's funny. Because remember kids, quantity over quality is what wins the day. Throw enough spaghetti at the wall, and some is bound to stick. 
 
In this week's episode we talk about "Whisky Lullaby" by Lexy Timms. We discuss very important matters such as a velvet voice, weird town names, eyeballs, and so much more!
 
Hey if you like our shit, give us some ratings and reviews on iTunes! 
 
Our guest today was:
Shannon @_puppyfish find her on @shupodcast 
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Hello friends, family, enemies, and people I am apathetic towards! You've reached Good Looks Bad Books and now your life is competely different. Ok maybe not completely but it's somewhat different, just for reading this.
 
In this episode we talk about "The Romance of Lust" which is apparently a classic Victorian erotic novel. Who knew they had those? Not me, though probably if I'd thought about it I would've realized. They didn't have the internet so of course they need some sexy sexy smut. 
 
Our guest today was:
Shannon @_puppyfish find her on @shupodcast 
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
 
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Guys it is 5:43 in the morning and I am doing this thing and uploading an ep. I don't have fucking witty shit to say, what do you think I am? A wit machine that you can just put a quarter into and I'll say something funny? Well I'm not! If you put a quarter in me you'll end up with a fucking fist in your face that's for sure. 
 
Anyway, guys, we talk about "Rough and Ready" by Sandra Hill this week. There are many things we discuss but fuck that I just wanna get to bed so you can just listen and insert whatever you want right here. NO NOT YOUR FUCKING DICK! JESUS CHRIST, CAN'T YOU KEEP THAT THING IN YOUR PANTS FOR LIKE 20 SECONDS?! 
 
Once you've put your dick back, why don't you stroll your lovely ass right on down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review? 
 
Our guest today was:
Megan @curium247 Check her out on The Redacted Files @TRFPodcast and Firefly Podcast @FireflyPodcast
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Hello everyone! At this point I would like to let you all know that I got pussy to one side, and pussy in my lap, and I'm ignoring it all to give you this episode right here. So maybe try to be a little more grateful ya jerks :P
 
In this episode we discuss "The Sybian Club" by Selena Kitt. We talk about breast milk, Freudian slips, how much of a scumbag Ray is, how big is a big dick, and oh so much more. 
 
Once you've finished your first free 20 minutes on the sybian that is our podcast, why don't you give us $50? Or, in lieu of that you could take a ride on down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review
 
Our guest today was:
Ben Cook @thebendcook you can also find him on the @illogicalshow 
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely (and not breast feeding as far as I know) Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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