Did you know that you can make a delicious snack by cutting an avocado in half, putting some pico de gallo on it, and just shovelling it out with a spoon and into your face hole? Well, now you do! 
 
In this week's episode we talk about "Avocado: An Erotic Adventure Of Spirit And Sensuality" by Christine Leov Lealand. We discuss such matters as what the hell is a batch, what the hell is a pav, what part of Australia is New Zealand in, why would you serve tea in a marmite jar, and so much more.
 
If you are still listening after 35 eps and haven't given us a review, I am very disappointed in you. Get your butt down to iTunes and go give us 5 stars!
 
Be sure to enter our Calendar of Awesome by tweeting your best/worst dirty haiku at @glbbpodcast with the hashtag #KnightOfSmut
 
Our Guest today was:
Kieran @mrk_bennett find him on For Crits and Giggles @forcngpodcast and on Inks and Issues @inksandissues
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Hello and welcome back to our show. Thank you guys for loving us even when we are a show basically dedicated to ruining your childhood in any way possible. Luckily we don't do that this ep! Or do we??? You never know, I could be an unreliable narrator. Why would you even listen to me, I'm just someone who types up some shit and hopes that it's funny. Because remember kids, quantity over quality is what wins the day. Throw enough spaghetti at the wall, and some is bound to stick. 
 
In this week's episode we talk about "Whisky Lullaby" by Lexy Timms. We discuss very important matters such as a velvet voice, weird town names, eyeballs, and so much more!
 
Hey if you like our shit, give us some ratings and reviews on iTunes! 
 
Our guest today was:
Shannon @_puppyfish find her on @shupodcast 
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Hello friends, family, enemies, and people I am apathetic towards! You've reached Good Looks Bad Books and now your life is competely different. Ok maybe not completely but it's somewhat different, just for reading this.
 
In this episode we talk about "The Romance of Lust" which is apparently a classic Victorian erotic novel. Who knew they had those? Not me, though probably if I'd thought about it I would've realized. They didn't have the internet so of course they need some sexy sexy smut. 
 
Our guest today was:
Shannon @_puppyfish find her on @shupodcast 
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
 
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Guys it is 5:43 in the morning and I am doing this thing and uploading an ep. I don't have fucking witty shit to say, what do you think I am? A wit machine that you can just put a quarter into and I'll say something funny? Well I'm not! If you put a quarter in me you'll end up with a fucking fist in your face that's for sure. 
 
Anyway, guys, we talk about "Rough and Ready" by Sandra Hill this week. There are many things we discuss but fuck that I just wanna get to bed so you can just listen and insert whatever you want right here. NO NOT YOUR FUCKING DICK! JESUS CHRIST, CAN'T YOU KEEP THAT THING IN YOUR PANTS FOR LIKE 20 SECONDS?! 
 
Once you've put your dick back, why don't you stroll your lovely ass right on down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review? 
 
Our guest today was:
Megan @curium247 Check her out on The Redacted Files @TRFPodcast and Firefly Podcast @FireflyPodcast
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Hello everyone! At this point I would like to let you all know that I got pussy to one side, and pussy in my lap, and I'm ignoring it all to give you this episode right here. So maybe try to be a little more grateful ya jerks :P
 
In this episode we discuss "The Sybian Club" by Selena Kitt. We talk about breast milk, Freudian slips, how much of a scumbag Ray is, how big is a big dick, and oh so much more. 
 
Once you've finished your first free 20 minutes on the sybian that is our podcast, why don't you give us $50? Or, in lieu of that you could take a ride on down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review
 
Our guest today was:
Ben Cook @thebendcook you can also find him on the @illogicalshow 
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely (and not breast feeding as far as I know) Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Ep 30 Hi Ho!

Welcome back dear listener! Did you have a good holiday break? Did you miss us? No? Well too bad, we're back and ready to be put in your earhole. So sit down, shut up, and listen to us talk about shit.
 
In this episode we discuss "Zoe White and the Seven Whores" by Thomas S. Roche. We discuss such things as which whore we relate to, how do numbers work, cheese puns, beaver fever, the Spice Girls, going into graveyards to pick up chicks, and oh so much more!
 
Once you've decided how much 1 zillion is, why don't you head on down to iTunes and give us a zillion star review?
 
Our guest today was:
Mike @tokkan
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Hello nerds, it's me Gwynn! I just wanted to wish you all a Merry Fuckmas, which is a holiday that can be celebrated no matter what your religion! I did the writing, recording, editing, and posting of all this, and none of the rest of the cast knows so please keep this a secret! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this small gift from me to you, and hopefully this can tide you over until we get the next full ep up next year! 
 
Fun fact: If you write a fuckmas poem in iTunes, we'll have to read it! (or anything for any holiday)
I'm @GwynnAndTonic on Twitter
 
Cast not in this ep:
@Aluminum_Iodide
@lothlorien_elf
@codedude3
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Welcome one and all to this, the most amazing Christmas themed episode you will ever hear in your entire life. How do I know this? Because I'm a gosh darn psychic that's how. Now shut your fucking mouth up and listen to this episode.
 
In this lovely episode we get to hear all about "Red Satin" by Giselle Renarde. We discuss such topics as pulpy slits, the difference between gender and sexuality, fucked up family dynamics, super hero lesbians, and of course family at the holidays. 
When you're done dipping your fingers into the pulpy slit that is our show why don't you just meander your way on down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review?
 
Our guest today was:
Shawna Love @samuinetsu_love
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Dockin' around the Christmas tree by Jubal which you can find more work by at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jubal/
 
 
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Well dear listeners, we have made it to December, and you know what that means! Oh wait, you don't? Well it means that we take a couple weeks off from our normally scheduled episodes to bring you Christmas themed episodes! HO HO HO
 
In this episode, we discuss "Naughty Under the Mistletoe" by Carly Phillips. We talk about such things as pool balls, twins, kissing under the mistletoe, people who reveal wayyyy too much about themselves on the first date, and of course elves in mini skirts. Fun fact: anything done under the mistletoe is not slutty, so that's good news for all the ladies who are getting tired of just 2 fingers.
 
Once you've finished wrapping your christmas package, why don't you take a walk down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review?
 
Our guest today was:
Shawna Love @samuinetsu_love
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Dockin' around the Christmas tree by Jubal which you can find more work by at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jubal/
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Episode 27, we are getting to be in our late 20's by now! Wow, that's super fucking old. Anyone who is 27 or older should probably just retired.
 
In this episode we review "My Sweet Immortal" by Rachel Carrington, "Serendipity, Or Something Like That" by Jane Kent, "Purr-fect Timing" by Kari Thomas. We talk about burp kegels, cat shifters, being knifed in the heart, and so much more.
When you get done doing your kegels, head on down to iTunes to give us a five star rating and review.
 
Our guest today was:
Mike @tokkan
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
 
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