WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE SECOND ANAL GOLDEN LEMON BUBBLE BUTT COMPETITION 
 
We have many stories here today! I'm not going to write down all their names because I don't care! 
Ugh fine I will 
"The Assvendtures of Gwynn in Bumderland" by Logan Pawley @Explogan42
"Between the Buns" by Matthew M. Morris @matthewmmorris
"Taken by the Sun God Alternate Ending" by Stuart McKay @Steamwyck
"Cereal Affection" by Kym Stonick @kymcattys
"Gaydar and the Golden Horn" by Ivana Phuk
 
We also answer questions. Here's some by the audience in case you can't hear:
  1. First off gwynn you were going to tell me, what’s your dream girl?
  2. Why did you start this podcast, it’s not something you think about doing on a daily basis.
  3. Can I come back on, I want to redeem myself?
  4. What subjects have you not discussed on the show yet that you want to read about or discuss on the show sometime in the future?
  5. Have you guys read something and you’re like “this could be my kink?” like just discover something you’re totally cool with?
  6. Do you think there’s a way to insert smut into standard fiction that doesn’t pull the reader out of what they’re reading?
  7. Do you have any suggestions for fiction like that?
  8. What would your erotic pen names be?
  9. Why am I a foreigner with all these Americans on this podcast
  10. Do you guys want some popcorn?
  11. Oh I just wanted some popcorn
  12. You never had a semi?
  13. Cody, has anyone like seen a dick pic from you?

Good Looks Bad Books is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content!
Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi

 
 
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I painted my nails the other day. They're 3 different colors, green, pink, and orange, all of them like neon or whatever. I think I need to take it off before work tomorrow because that could contaminate the parts I make and we wouldn't want that. But I will be wearing gloves, so that's ok. Do you guys have any plans for July 4th? I know it's an American holiday so that's very USA-centric of me but fuck you, I was just making small talk. Jeez, I guess I'll stop being nice wow.
 
Today we discuss the short story "Teledildonics" by Mike Johnson. Fun fact, I looked up the name of this book because I wanted to make sure that everything was spelled right and um wow so ok teledildonics is a real thing? Wikipedia says "Teledildonics (also known as "cyberdildonics") is technology for remote sex (or, at least, remote mutual masturbation), where tactile sensations are communicated over a data link between the participants. The term can also refer to the integration of telepresence with sexual activity that these interfaces make possible — the term was coined in 1975 by Ted Nelson[1] in his book Computer Lib / Dream Machines." So yeah that's a thing. 
 
We also discuss a story in a book I have that's titled Sex and the story name is "Eyewitness Account of Sex With the Devil" which is pretty weird but yeah. 
 
If you like all of that, go give us some 5 star ratings and reviews! We had some this week and read them on air! Amazing, right?!
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3

Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com

We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter

Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi

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Welcome to Season 2 of Good Looks Bad Books. In this season we shake things up a bit. First off, we replaced every single one of our hosts with an overripe banana with googly eyes that has a drawn on mouth. And second off, we decided to become super clean. You'll find nothing explicit here within the confines of this dang podcast.
 
With that, tonight we went over the super fresh and hot "Tender Wings of Desire" by I guess Colonel Sanders? We also learn that Caoimhe is a real name. Well we don't but I looked it up today and it is real so there's that.
 
Our special guest today was:
Mollie @eskimomo9 find her on @DireWeasels

Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3

Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com

We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter

Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi

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Alright you fine folks, we are back with a bonus episode for you. I did almost no editing to this (comparatively) so if you hear more bumps and thumps that's because I didn't edit out all of our sex noises so there. 
 
In this episode we get some thank you feedback from our wonderful fans. For real, I can't say how much I love you guys. You are the best fans a girl could dream of! I accidentally hit the button on my keyboard that makes the rainbow flash across the keyboard and it's cool. 
 
Our contributors this episode were:
Steph @StephOKingston who edits a bunch of other podcasts so just look her up
Shawna Love @samuinetsu_Love
Cameron Davis @ddmcameron
Hiroshi @MaybeHiroshi who also works on @CaFPodcast
 
 
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3

Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com

We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter

Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi

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I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that we're finally finished with 50 shades of grey. The bad news is that we're about to start releasing every other week. Oh well. The regular news is I'm up super late but not really tired. The other regular news is I tried to clip my cat's claws but couldn't get all of them. 
 
In this episode we continue to discuss "50 Shades of Grey" by E.L. James. It goes fast because we didn't want to do like 4 full episodes on this. Boy howdy would that be a lot. 
 
I should try to sleep so give me 1 star for each hour of sleep I should get (if you give me less than 5 you're a horrible person).
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com

We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter

Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi

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Welcome to part 1 of the season finale of Good Looks Bad Books. Who is going to live to next season? Who will die? Will any romances blossom or wither out? I do not know because I'm not some sort of future telling nerd, I'm just a regular nerd. 
 
In this episode we discuss the first 6 chapters of the book "50 Shades of Grey" by E.L. James. Don't worry about us taking so long on this one, we pick up the pace next ep. We could only torture ourselves for so long. 
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3

Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com

We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter

Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys

The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi

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Bad rap, bad rap, bad rap.
I'm uploading an ep of my podcast
Bad rap, bad rap, bad rap
This whole recording session was a great time
Bad rap, bad rap, bad rap
 
In this episode we discuss the story "'Love in a Time of Dragons" by Tanith Lee. There's a whole lot of WTF moments going on in here that are wowee crazy. So strap in for the ride folks!
 
Our special guest today was:
Ben @bapperson
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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What is up my homeskillets? How are you all doing? Another day, another dollar amirite? Another week, another smutty smutty book that we can shame here on the internet
 
In this episode we discuss "Forbidden Flatland: The Hexagon's Lover: An Erotic Tale in Two Dimensions" by Pietra Petrova. Getting through this book was not a piece of pi, we knew there was a lot of sin going on, and kept on going on tangents. Cos of that, and our obtuseness in regards to the acute love felt by these shapes, even fractions of this book were hard to get through
 
If you love pentagons why don't you give us a star for each side of one?
 
Our special guest today was:
 
Ben @bapperson
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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What up you nerdos and weird butts? It's me, Gwynn, and I'm here to tell you all about my new sex toys! I got a big ole dragon dick and also a jimmyjane Form 2. No sponsorships from either of these places yet, but maybe once they know I use their products.... 
 
Anyway in today's episode we talk about Song of Solomon. That's right, the one in the bible! It get super sexy so if you love god or you love sinning, you're going to enjoy this one. 
 
Our special guests today were:
Alex @TruthAM
Tressa @twatts_up
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Our title has literally nothing to do with the episode, and everything to do with the fact that someone in Vietnam has been downloading the same episode exactly 8x per day since February 17, 2017. If this is you, hello! I hope you enjoy the show though I'm not sure if you've listened to any other episodes. If this is not you, you too are special in our hearts and in our butts, so fear not. 
 
In this episode we discuss the book "Chapters in a Past Life" by Marilyn Jaye Lewis. There's lots of butt stuff in this episode so be warned that it's super sexy. We also get some smut from the talented Mr. Cody so that's pretty cool too.
 
If you live in Vietnam, or even if you don't, why don't you take your butt over to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review. If you need help with trying to figure out why your podcasting app won't stop downloading us, give us a shoutout at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
Our guest today was:
Jonny @solventbubbles you can also find him over on the Dire Words podcast @DireWords
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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