Hello friends, and welcome back! I hope you all had a wonderful week and are ready for another beautiful episode of GLBB. If you didn't have a wonderful week, what made it not wonderful? Are you ok? Do you want to talk about it? It's ok, there is no judgement here, you can tell me whatever you want. 
 
In this episode we discuss the book "Office Duties" by Mac Flynn. Guys I almost accidentally uploaded the 4x speed version of this which would've been horrible. Also I have a headache so this description will be short. Anyway, we talk about things and stuff.
 
Go on over to iTunes and give us a gosh darn review. 
 
Our guest this ep is:
Jonny @solventbubbles you can also find him over on the Dire Words podcast @DireWords
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Welcome once again to Good Looks Bad Books. Right now I've been watching ASMR videos trying to see if I have any triggers. I think mine might be more on the physical side of things, more with head pets. So please give me those head pets! (but really ask first, there's only a few people i'll allow to do it and even if there wasn't you should always ask before touching someone unless you have established consent through your relationship). Anyway, the main thing about those videos that I hate is that I really don't like mouth sounds, especially ones that aren't irl, and boy howdy do they have those in abundance and they take me right the hell out of everything.
 
Guys, this a podcast description so maybe I should just get on with it? In this episode, we do the premier of our first ever radio drama play "Booty and the Beats" by Logan (idk if he wants his last name here so I'm just going to leave it out). We hear a smut, and we also discuss some book by Nora Roberts writing as J.D. Robb called "Naked in Death". Now the thing about that is like, why not be naked in life? Can't we all just be naked all the time? NO BECAUSE I WOULD FREEZE TO DEATH IN WINTER. 
 
While you're trying to recall the beautiful ASMR that is Lorelai's voice, why don't you take a trip on down to iTunes and leave us a 5 star rating and review?
 
This week's guest was:
Logan @Explogan42
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
If you're reading this send me your favorite ASMR video. If you don't have one then idk? Gimme something else??? 
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Hey guys. It might surprise you to hear this but I like boobies. Brown boobies, blue footed boobies, I just love em all. Maybe I should become some sort of ornithologist. Wait... make that a hornithologist and I can definitely make that happen. Eyyyyyyyyyyy.
 
In this episode we discuss "Search For The Brown Boobies" by Kissa Starling. We talk about some things like Cody's intro location, our super secret next episode, and how it's not lesbian erotica if there's a bi person in it. Because bi people aren't lesbians. Figure your shit out.
 
While you're waiting for next week, why don't you just tap your way on down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review?
 
This week's guest was:
Logan @Explogan42
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
I only got one person to send me genitals last time. Maybe this time someone will send me a pic of their booty. Who knows?
 
GWYNN OUT
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Well, hello there friend! Are you weary from your travels? In need of a rest? Please, come on in and sit down as we discuss our tales, filled with mystery and wonder, tentacles and clones, hymn singing and dick talk. You are more than welcome to stay the night. Please, help yourself to some of our food. MUAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED IN HERE WITH US TO LIVE OUT THIS HELL WE CALL GLBB! 
 
Today we talk about the book "More Than a Man" by Emily Ryan-Davis and Elise Logan. You're already trapped here so I DON'T OWE YOU A GODDAMN WORD ABOUT WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT but also we talk about gingerbread men, twins, and so much cunnilingus.
 
If you would like to give us a 5 star rating and review, maybe I'll let you out of here. HA JUST KIDDING I tricked you.
 
This Week's Guest was:
Rob Weeks @zombieslag find his show @FireflyPodcast and go give it a listen! 
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
I got some extra time because I had to reupload the file so I'm going to type here for a while. Type type type type type. If you're reading this, tweet the word "genitals" to me. If you're not reading this, please still do that. If you're taking this much time reading my descriptions and you haven't left a review yet, I'm very disappointed in you. #donkeydoodle
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Right now I'm watching Happy Gilmore. Does this have anything to do with the episode? No. But I wanted to share a little bit of my life with you guys. I've never seen it before and a coworker convinced me to. I'm right at the beginning where he is trying out for hockey. He seems to have a very bad temper. Wowza. 
 
Anyway, this podcast is about books not movies, so here we go! This week, we hear about "Legalese" by Laurie Ryan. Alright nerds let's get this description done so i can get back to watching my movie
 
If you like Happy Gilmore, give us a 5 star rating and review on iTunes!
 
This Week's Guest was:
Rob Weeks @zombieslag find his show @FireflyPodcast and go give it a listen! 
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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While clicking through my tabs to make sure that I had the author's name for one of the stories we read this session spelled correctly, I accidently closed out of the tab for this upload. Wow. Good job me. I had a pretty good rant going on here too but it's down the drain now. You will never get to read it and boy howdy, it was a pretty good one if I do say so myself. Actually, I just lied, it was pretty boring and I'm somewhat glad it happened because now I have something to talk to you guys about. 
 
In this week's episode we discuss the story "The Space Milf" by Roxy Katt. We also get to hear about "The Tin Woodsman" by Colin Winnette. You nerds are used to me not really giving a great description of what we discussed by now right? Well that will be the case this time because who the fuck do you think I am? If you answered Gwynn you are correct. If you didn't, then I don't know what to tell you. Wait, no, I do, I AM GWYNN.
 
We are pleased to announce Kris from @GameablePodcast won our #KnightofSmut Challenge! 
 
We'd also like to announce the runner up Bailee @IronicAdventure who had a great haiku we all loved! Here it is, live and in the flesh:
Tissues fill the trash
the lotion is all gone
the cat judges me.
 
If you like haikus, maybe go rate us on iTunes!
 
The guest this week was::
Tom @brainztweet
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
 
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I know what you're thinking "Holy shit this is late why isn't Gwynn on her fucking game?". Well maybe you can just sit down and shut up for a second so I can explain. I'm not on my game. If you ask me irl what happened I'll say that I was waiting for us to decide the haiku winner but for real I finished editing and went to bed. On a similar note, audio quality is not the greatest. So listen.... at your own risk
 
This week we talk about "Erotic Superhero BDSM 1 Jock & 2 Cheerleaders" by Dick Free Man. There's no explaining this book so just have a good ole go at it.
 
We are pleased to announce Kris from @GameablePodcast won our #KnightofSmut Challenge! We will have him read his haiku on next week's show! 
 
We'd also like to announce the runner up Bailee @IronicAdventure who had a great haiku we all loved! Here it is, live and in the flesh:
Tissues fill the trash
the lotion is all gone
the cat judges me.
 
If you like haikus, maybe go rate us on iTunes!
 
The guest this week was::
Tom @brainztweet
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
 
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Guys I'm eating pizza right now. It's pretty good but you should know that i'm super trash because i'm dipping it in the garlic butter sauce and man while it tastes delicious i can feel my arteries clogging from here. So I should probably get this uploaded before I keel over and die. Wouldn't that be disappointing if I just died right now while the ep was super close to being uploaded. Fingers crossed that I don't choke!
 
If you're still reading this, today we ventured into some historical fiction of one of our most amazing presidents, Abraham Lincoln. This book is titled "Abraham Lincoln Fuck Lord of the Moon" by Catherine DeVore. That's a cool last name. It's like vore but with a "De" on it. Hmm I wonder how much she likes to get eaten. Also this week we have a very special Cody's Smut Corner where we hear the scientifically accurate tale of... well I wouldn't want to spoil it too much for you.
 
Once you've finished this ep, if you don't hate me for getting that shit stuck in your head, why don't you head on down to iTunes to give us a 5 star rating and review. 
 
Be sure to enter our Calendar of Awesome by tweeting your best/worst dirty haiku at @glbbpodcast with the hashtag #KnightOfSmut
 
Our Guest today was:
Kieran @mrk_bennett find him on For Crits and Giggles @forcngpodcast and on Inks and Issues @inksandissues and doing other stuff with videos on @geeklyinc
 
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
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Today is a day. It's a day where you, the listener, get to hear this beautiful episode of Good Looks Bad Books. Well, that is assuming you go ahead and listen to this when you're reading this. I suppose you could be reading this and then go and listen to it like a week later. Or maybe you listen and then decide a few days later "Wow I'd like to read what Gwynn has to say here" and so you come crawling back to me to read what I have to say. Well, I don't have to take your pity read, I've got plenty of people reading this without you so go read something you like rather than something you feel obligated to read. Jerk.
 
In this week's episode we talk about a couple different stories. We first hear about "Atlas Boned" by Joe Wadlington. Next we get to listen to Lorelai tell us all about "The Problem of Leather" by Roxy Katt. I'm done giving you jerks a description of what we talk about, if you're only giving me a pity read you're gonna have to go listen for yourself. 
 
Be sure to enter our Calendar of Awesome by tweeting your best/worst dirty haiku at @glbbpodcast with the hashtag #KnightOfSmut
  
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
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I would once again like to say hello, and welcome back to Good Looks Bad Books. I'm your host, Gwynn, and with me today we have... well no one. I mean Meenah is here with me but like she's not helping whatsoever. 
 
In this week's episode we talk about "Stranded With the Cowboy" by Erin Walsh. We talk about so many things fuck it i'm not gonna list them all you can figure it out
 
Be sure to enter our Calendar of Awesome by tweeting your best/worst dirty haiku at @glbbpodcast with the hashtag #KnightOfSmut
  
Good Looks Bad Book is:
Ali @Aluminum_Iodide
Lorelai @lothlorien_elf
Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic
Cody @codedude3
 
Find us at @GLBBPodcast on Twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com
 
We are part of the ShouseStudio network, find them @ShouseStudio on Twitter
 
Cover art done by the beautiful and lovely Kym Stonick, find her on twitter @kymcattys
 
The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. Find more work at soundcloud.com/yirsi
 
 
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